I can see your nervous ways
And your stand off displays
Quiet but your heart has rays
You can’t hide it from my gaze.

And while I ain’t no creepy perv
I ain’t no squeaky nerd
My eyes be peeking at them curves
Beseeching me to observe.
.
It’s your splendour
Call me corny
But do remember
That I’m horny.

© Daniel Breslin